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Adventures with shirtless hunks

Click the "Show Hunk" button for a wholly unbelievable and improbable rumor featuring the choices (if any) that you made in the form above along the randomly selected name and picture of a hot, hot, hawt shirtless hunk (usually, and if you're lucky). And, just in case you don't recognize the name or the photo, we offer a link to a site with more information about the selected shirtless hunk or the "Ewwww!-inducing ringer if one of those happens to show up instead.

Click the "Auto Hunks" button to see all the hunks without the stories.

Many of the hunk pictures come from the wonderful MostBeautifulMen site, which has many more. You'll occasionally see some amateur shots from Genre's tasty "Genre Men" competition. (Click on the pic to vote on their site.) Some of the candid shots of shirtless celebs come from A Socialite's Life -- a blog that demonstrates an entertaining way to spend trust-fund money -- or from Towleroad. Some of the hot shirtless jocks you will see were supplied by Scott-O-Rama along with a few from the OutSports gallery.

Try it again and again. Rumors never stay quite the same from one telling to the next.

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